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About the Author

Justin Halpern is the founding editor of the comedy website HolyTaco.com and a senior writer at Maxim.com. Halpern is the creator of the Twitter page "Shit My Dad Says," which boasts almost two million followers, and is co-writer and co-producer of the CBS sitcom $#*! My Dad Says. He splits his time between Los Angeles and his parents' home in San Diego.

Praise for Sh*t My Dad Says…

“A fun gift book that is bound to crack up anyone who flips through it.”
-Los Angeles Times

“If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.”
-Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like

“Justin Halpern’s dad is up there with Aristotle and Winston F*cking Churchill. He’s brilliant, and his son’s book is absolutely hilarious.”
-A.J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author of The Know-It-All

“Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching—and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book.”
-Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club

“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.”
-Chelsea Handler

“Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.”
-Kristen Bell

Sh*t My Dad Says is f______ great!...Very funny, very irreverent, very real. It’s refreshing at a time when we’re all choking to death on political correctness and can go for days without meeting a single person with common sense.”
-Janet Evanovich, Time Magazine

“Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny.”
-Maxim